I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. De Mille...Oscar Night Bites

Want to nibble on some Black Swan Flan while Natalie Portman gaffes her way through her acceptance speech. Or how about a little fortifying Truly Cheesy Grits for the strength you'll need to survive the musical numbers. 

Seriously, who wants to fight the traffic and crowds just to bash with the wanna-be-beautiful people when you can have your own award-winning regalement for a night of Academy Award watching and noshing.  This scrumptious spread will make you the biggest winner on Oscar night.

The King's Speechless Spinach Salad  
It will leave you...well, speechless 

Truly Cheesy Grits with Portobello Mushrooms

Eat your heart out polenta, you got nuthin on these grits

Winter's Bone Soup with Roasted Veggies and yes, a Winter Soup Bone

Hearty and healthy soup to warm your soul against the coldest of worst-dressed comments made by the fashion police on the red carpet.

Black Swan Flan

Move over white swan flan, this wickedly decadent chocolaty espresso-infused cheesecake flan will have you dancing in the aisles.